Steve Poltz - Spiderboy lyrics

climbin' up your wall hopin' i don't fall looking for a bite in the middle of the night and if it's late you'll say come back another day spinnin' up your web in the place you call your bed 'cause your Spiderboy is here looking for a cheer stumbling down the hall on bad, bad, bad, alcohol your spiderboy can talk but he can barely walk whiskey on his breath always cheatin' d**h, d**h, d**h spiderboy, spiderboy you can call the spider cops they'll come with spider mops and little spider 'cuffs and spider dogs going ruff, ruff, ruff but gimme one more chance for the web inside your pants i promise i'll be good like a spider only could 'cause your Spiderboy is here looking for a cheer stumbling down the hall on bad, bad, bad, alcohol your spiderboy can talk but he can barely walk whiskey on his breath always cheatin' d**h, d**h, d**h spiderboy, spiderboy spiderboy, who stole your eggs? spiderboy, spindly old legs we could drive your spider car really, really far we'll drink some spider wine and on insects we will dine we'll hold up in your bed until we're old and dead and on the news at eleven they'll say we went to spider heaven 'cause your Spiderboy is here looking for a cheer stumbling down the hall on bad, bad, bad, alcohol your spiderboy can talk but he can barely walk whiskey on his breath always cheatin' d**h, d**h, d**h spiderboy, spiderboy climbin' up your wall hopin' i don't fall