Steve Poltz - Give You Up for Lent lyrics

baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent you took all my credit cards my money's been spent you took out my Mercedes and brought it home with a dent baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent well, ever since i've known you you've been pretty loose especially when you get on the Wild Turkey and the juice i gave you enough rope to hang yourself with that noose i'm gonna send you to Morocco to go on and cook up some cous-cous hey, hey baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent you took all my credit cards my money's been spent you took out my Mercedes and brought it home with a dent baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent you deserved my foot but i gave you my hand you asked for a boy but i gave you a man i took you to the beach you said, "ah, there's too much sand" i'm gonna send you to Beijing to go on and cook some moo goo gai pan hey, hey baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent you took all my credit cards my money's been spent you took out my Mercedes and brought it home with a dent baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent you said you were bored i said, "hey, why not take up judo?" you busted my collar bone and you called me a puto i thought you were intellectual but you were just pseudo i'm gonna send you to Acapulco to go on and cook some menudo odelay! baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent you took all my credit cards my money's been spent you took out my Mercedes and brought it home with a dent baby i'm gonna have to give you up for Lent