[Verse 1] I can virtually do anything I read Someone somewhere saw between your knees Hand me out fish, did some big tease Oh man did you f** it, Baby brother I took it Then I pilfered the bag and the amex gold Because the lord chief constable knows I'm owin' And everybody said I told you so [Chorus] God made it easy God made it easy on me [2x] God rains it E's God rains it E's all on me [2x] [Bridge] 'Coz me and the chief got soul to soul Me and the chief got slowly stoned Me and the chief got soul to soul Oh me and all the chiefs get slowly stoned [Verse 2] I like it and I want it and I just don't need to stop it Cos me and all the rich got mobile homes - homes Me and all the rich got mobile phones - bones [Chorus] [Bridge] [Chorus]