Steve Osborne - Burger Queen lyrics

Slightly bemused by his lack of direction Hey you, hey you Came to this world by caesarean section Hey you, hey you Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion Hey you, hey you Now it takes him all day just to get an erection Hey you Things aren't what they seem Makes no sense at all Things aren't what they seem Makes no sense at all Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection Hey you, hey you He never scores he just gets an infection Hey you, hey you Dreams of a place with a better selection Hey you, hey you Still it takes him all day just to get an erection Hey you Things aren't what they seem Makes no sense at all Things aren't what they seem Makes no sense at all Things aren't what they seem Makes no sense at all Things aren't what they seem Luxemburger queen He's a burger queen Slightly bemused by the total rejection Hey you, hey you Came to this world by caesarean section Hey you, hey you Dreams of a place with a better selection Hey you, hey you Dreams of a face that is pure perfection Hey you Things aren't what they seem Luxemburger queen Luxemburger queen Luxemburger queen He's a burger queen