Steve Martin - Jubilation Day lyrics

I'm walking away Like Dear Abby told me I'm walking away My shrink gave his OK I'm walking away The self-help book implored me I'm walking away Jubilation Day I'm walking away My best friends all had warned me I'm walking away Even your mom said you were nuts In my dreams You wear a red cape and a pitchfork I'm walking away Jubilation Day I'm walking away Let me get my things I'm walking away Where'd you hide my banjo strings I'm walking away I'll be over you by lunchtime I'm walking away Jubilation Day I'm walking away Let's always remember the good times I'm walking away Like when you were out of town I'm walking away But the s** was great I'm walking away At least that's what my best friend's brother said I'm walking away You know you're right, we should always stay in touch I'm walking away This is your new e-mail address, right? Cheatin', pyscho, dish-throwin', hoe dot nut Bye