Steve King - My Dad's Gone Crazy lyrics

[Interlude: TV show] Hello, boys and girls! Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships. Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do! Who's your daddy? [Intro: Hailie Jade + Eminem] Daddy, what are you doing?huh Okay then! Everybody, listen up! I'm going to Hell! Who's coming with me? Somebody, please help him! I think my dad's gone crazy! [Verse 1: Eminem] There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high No plane that I can't learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you To show you there ain't nothing I can't take this chainsaw to? [Hailie: Rahhnnn!] f**in' brains, brawn and bra** balls I cut 'em off and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a gla** jar Inside of a hall with my framed autographed sungla**es With Elton John's name on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I've been lying my a** off All this time me and Dre been f**ing with hats off (s** it, Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off 'Fore I push this motherf**in' bu*ton and blast off And launch one at these Russians, and that's all Blow every f**ing thing except Afghanistan on the map off When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off? {*knocking*} Hailie, tell 'em, baby! (My dad's lost it!) [Hook: Eminem + Hailie Jade] There's really nothing else to say, I can't explain it I think my dad's gone crazy! A little help from Hailie Jade; won't you tell 'em, baby? I think my dad's gone crazy! There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad's gone crazy! There's no one on Earth that can save me; not even Hailie I think my dad's gone crazy! [Verse 2: Eminem] It's like my mother always told me Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine And goddamn it, you little motherf**er If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'! ... Uh ... f** that sh**, b**h! Eat a motherf**ing dick, chew on a prick And lick a million motherf**ing co*ks per second I'd rather put out a motherf**ing gospel record I'd rather be a p**y-whipped b**h Eat p**y and have p**y lips glued to my face with a clit Ring in my nose than quit bringin' my flows Quit giving me my ammo; can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O I wouldn't have to go eenee-meene-minie-moe Catch a h*mo by his toe, man, I don't know no more Am I the only f**in' one who's normal any more? (Dad!) [Hook: Eminem + Hailie Jade] There's really nothing else to say, I can't explain it I think my dad's gone crazy! A little help from Hailie Jade; won't you tell 'em, baby? I think my dad's gone crazy! There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad's gone crazy! There's no one on Earth that can save me; not even Hailie I think my dad's gone crazy! [Verse 3] My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise At the same time, can make you dry your eyes With the same rhyme See, what you're seeing is a genius at work Which to me isn't work So it's easy to misinterpret it at first ‘Cause when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek I'd yank my f**in' teeth Before I'd ever bite my tongue, I'd slice my gums Get struck by f**in' lightning twice at once And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked and hit with sh** every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl Inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade Standing on Ronnie's grave, screaming at the sky 'Til clouds gather; it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that's pretty much the gist of it The parents are pissed, but the kids love it 9 millimeter heaters stashed in 2-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither [Hook: Eminem + Hailie Jade] There's really nothing else to say, I can't explain it I think my dad's gone crazy! A little help from Hailie Jade; won't you tell 'em, baby? I think my dad's gone crazy! There's nothing you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad's gone crazy! There's no one on Earth that can save me; not even Hailie I think my dad's gone crazy! Crazy [Outro: Hailie Jade] Ha ha ha ha! You're funny, Daddy!