Broken old record, what did you find? The honey is spiked, i thought you liked it Make up your mind Fools took the boy, boy did they throw him Into the lake Wades through the weeds, comes to the party What a mistake And now, now he's waiting for a miracle But how, when its midnite in america Stupid magician, with your cloak and your wand, Pulls out a rabbit, he's got a bad habit He's quite overfond. The woman took the man, and man did she drop him Onto the floor Crawls to the exit, he sings like a swallow Knocks at her door And now, now he's waiting for a miracle How, when its midnite in america Mixed up and empty, probably dead The company paid it, the aliens laid it Down on his head The boyfriend hit a kid, i kid you not He hurt him real bad He lay in the garden, he bled in the flowers Its awfully sad But now, now he's waiting for a miracle, How, when its midnite in america, How, now he's waiting for a miracle now How, when its midnite in america.