Steve Jones - Friggin' in the Riggin' lyrics

[Verse 1] It was on the good ship Venus By Christ, you should have seen us The figurehead was a who*e in bed And the mast, a mammoth penis The Captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn't fit to shovel sh** From one place to another [Chorus] Frigging in the rigging [x3] There was f** all else to do [Verse 2] Captain's name was Morgan By Christ, he was a gorgon Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play With his f**ing organ The first mate's name was Cooper By Christ, he was a trooper He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor [Chorus] [Verse 3] The second mate was Andy By Christ, he had a dandy Till they crushed his co*k on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy The cabin boy was Flipper He was a f**ing nipper He stuffed his a** with broken gla** And circumcised the skipper [Chorus] [x2] [Verse 4] The Captain's wife was Mabel To f**, she wasn't able So the dirty sh**s, they nailed her tits Across the barroom table The Captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water And by her squeals we knew the eels Had found her s**ual quarters [Chorus] [x3]