Lazy stage-star; wanna be a raver You've gotta make it all happen insane Crazy raver; wanna be a big star You've gotta make it all happen again You want it easy but you don't understand They'll crush your diamonds in a one night Stand You'll be a "biggie" then you'll be a "nobody-at-all" So while you're there you'd better show us a Ball And wear your sequins or wear nothing at all Take us to heaven with our backs to the wall The climping's hard but it's easy to fall Oh ! here's a monkey with a message for us all "go be a crazy raver, oh! oh! yeah Go be a crazy raver." Maybe lady; wanna be my baby Go to heaven in your satin and lace Crazy baby, gotta dress so shady Then come an meet me in some far-out place We'll go together like water and sand Be seen together walking hand-in-hand A pair of swells who've got nothing to do but Romance You'll be a rhapsody, the bell 'o the dance Become a stir and play the public nuisance Ascend a stairway up to paris in france Become a lady of the dietrich stance Then pick the one of your nouveau fancy And be a crazy raver And be a crazy raver