(finally a card came, finally a card came) And i thought for a moment my luck had changed But it was wrong (what happend ?) I opened it up and tears of self-pity flooded my innocent eyes (finally my heart broke, finally my heart broke) For this is what it said (what did it say ?) And i quote (what did it say ?) "you're a gee-whiz baby and you're easy to pleez And the lines on your face makes me week at the kneez And if you looked like a lover i could handle you swell But you're tough on my nerves with that peculiar smell If you're looking for a valentine to love in your life You're looking for a messiah ! Hallelujah !!!