I got trapped I was a foolish boy Oh, she's so chic, my Helen of Troy She felt a stab at her heart She says they're blocking her path But I heard a man start to laugh What is happening to me? Oh she's a Wow! She got that old time feel With her long blonde hair she was a big, big deal I touched her mind … went insane I took the ‘v' out of vain I'm being tortured again Oh what is happening to me? Well I lay shaking over that little cheat Oh, pour me, bring me an aperitif We talked of actors and men I leapt away from the men I got the horrors again What is happening to me? La di da da di da da di da, la la la di da da … etc.