W-w-w-w-whiskey crime! Whiskey, whiskey make things right Imma feeling kinda low tonight Together we can take this guy Don't matter that he's twice our size Whiskey, whiskey make me brave Oh the things that you get me to say They tell me I'm just not okay But we're just having fun The way you keep me coming undone I don't want beer, I won't drink wine That fruity Appletini, that's a whiskey crime Liquor that's clear? Not over here! That sour gin and tonic only makes you cry Vodka or tequila? N-not for me'ah! Now you know what I want, so you know what I need-ah Gi-give me that feeling, gi-give me that feeling, ohhhhhh... W-w-w-w-whiskey crime! Whiskey, whiskey out so late Imma, feeling like I shouldn't stay People they just love to hate And we're just having fun! Whiskey, whiskey make me strong Yeah! Keep me going all night long Help me sing this Springsteen song Even when we're outta key, it's perfect harmony I don't want beer, I won't drink wine That fruity Appletini, that's a whiskey crime Liquor that's clear? Not over here! That sour gin and tonic only makes you cry Vodka or tequila? N-not for me'ah! Now you know what I want, so you know what I need-ah Gi-give me that feeling, gi-give me that feeling, ohhhhhh... W-w-w-w-whiskey crime! Whiskey, whiskey I know I'm young But I'm really thinking you're the one Always ready to give me some of that Dark rich love, yeah, I'm thinking you're the one I don't want beer, I won't drink wine That fruity Appletini, that's a whiskey crime Liquor that's clear? Not over here! That sour gin and tonic only makes you cry Vodka or tequila? N-not for me'ah! Now you know what I want, so you know what I need-ah Gi-give me that feeling, gi-give me that feeling, ohhhhhh... W-w-w-w-whiskey crime! W-w-w-w-whiskey crime! W-w-w-w-whiskey crime! W-w-w-w-whiskey crime!