Steve Gossett - Rapunzel vs. Anna lyrics

RAPUNZEL: My hair's so soft But I ball so hard That my bed head brings All the boys to the yard I was the caged bird singing Busting back on the scene This little lost princess Is the long-locked queen of Rap Un Zel Right in my name Coming back for my crown With my magical mane I'm a chef, guitarist, painter, potter Scholar, singer, dancer Knock me but like Elsa's door You haven't got an answer Your snowflake's not unique And you're past your peak Even the silver in your hair Is a losing streak I can't believe how dumb you are Hans took you for a s**er I'll say it twice, you stink on ice Did I mumble motherf**er? ANNA: I'm not ANN-a, I'm AH-na I go ham when I wanna You can't handle the drama Slam a damn prima donna A once upon a timer I know better than momma Frozen fever so hot I hafta chill in a sauna Blondie's only got three books And a mother that betrays her and It doesn't even phase her That she raised her with no razor Sunflower in a tower Tricked by her kidnapper Me? I woulda capped her And frickin' witch slapped her You're not the brightest lantern And your mug is just fugly The word on the street is that Your duckling ain't snuggly Agoraphobic bore And I don't know what's sadder That you've never worn shoes Or that you're just a rope ladder FLYNN: I'm kinda like this oaf But I'm dashing, smart, and beauteous He's a bigger horse's a** Than Maximus's gluteus My dream came true The girl, the castle, the money I'm the wanted man she wanted, man The future looks sunny This dapper rogue rapper's Now a royal insider And since we got hitched We are both Flynn riders You think you're hot sh** Well, your sister was colder I'll melt the ice in your heart When I heat up, I smolder KRISTOFF: You're a fraud, Eugene I'll pop your head like a twist-off This robber's gettin' clobbered When Kristoff gets pissed off My reindeer Sven Is so damn frosty Santa's like SANTA: Damn, that's a cold-a** donkey KRISTOFF: I love Anna, not her title I would never two-time her You're a terrible rhymer A tower and social climber You're a colossal debacle Even Olaf knows you're awful You're as crooked as your nose I should dust you like Gothel RAPUNZEL: Can I end this business? Hells yes, I can With the business end Of my frying pan Tied up and dangled Strung up and strangled You'll have a brush with d**h When you're messing with Tangled FLYNN: So hungry for a husband Once you left your isolation RAPUNZEL: We saw you getting Hans-y At your sister's coronation Snap engaged to a villain Before you cuddled up with Thor RAPUNZEL AND FLYNN: Looks like any dude'll do When you're love's an open door RAPUNZEL: This Arendelle airehead Has a brain full of holes From when her mind got wiped By those ridiculous trolls Of course you Norses fight But in the end you always lose Your odds are sinking faster Than your parents on a cruise ANNA: You've got an Avalanche of dandruff And lice by the million You need a lake of shampoo And a full body Brazilian While we're on the subject And I don't mean to push But does your carpet match your drapes? That's like an eighty pound bush KRISTOFF: I'm the fixer-upper lover Who's as strong as an ox I go hard all night long 'cause my family rocks By the Northern Lights I keep her warm at night And I'm moving more ice Than Walter White ANNA: Can I say something crazy Check how it affects ya? Your hair is a let down And no one respects ya So get back in your prison Atop that tall architecture Won't be coming back for seconds Because Anna wrecks ya