Steve Goodman - Hot Tub Refugee lyrics

One, Two, bu*ton my shoe Some people sit in the jacuzzi Every night and every day Cause they think that boiling water Will take all their blues away To be successful is so stressful So the hottentots unwind And party, party, party While they're boiling their behinds But not me I like my lobsters in the sea I get my power from the shower Cause I'm a hot tub refugee Now they cannot see the danger When the bubbles start to rise So they sit and soak for hours Til they're hot tub hypnotized And they say it's so romantic And the only way to score Is to bathe with thirty people That you never met before But not me That's just one place I'll never be I'm just a hermit with a permit To be a hot tub refugee Soak it now. What's your sign? I've tried the tubs in Aspen Where the bunnies go to ski And the tubs in California Full of wet celebrities But I swear a hot tub party Makes my spirit start to droop As I watch sweet young tomatoes Try to turn themselves to soup But not me My onions mean too much to me And my soul is saturated I'm just a hot tub refugee