Steve Goodman - Wonderful World Of Sex lyrics

I could learn to speak Vietnamese by myself I could even teach it to my good dog, Ralph I can learn to read you every book on the shelf I could tell your fortune like the Oracle of Delphi I could learn to tell you every flower by its color I could even swim as fast as Johnny Weismuller But I never could learn to get along without you Don't you run away from me, I sure dig s** Do I love you? Is the Pope Catholic? Do I need you? Is a rubber band elastic? Do I want you? Is the atom bomb drastic? Let's be heteros**ually entwined. We fit like a Hong Kong suit, dear I dig you more than I dig Root Beer. Peanut bu*ter sandwiches are pretty neat But when you get right down to it you just can't compete with Good old double S - E - double X is Faster than Batman and bigger than Texas And you're concave and I'm convex Welcome to the world of s** You can get love from your papa or your mama You can get steam from a Turkish or a sauna You can get hot from tortillas or lasagna But you get all three when you make it with me So. I can't remember the words to the verse. A short attention span is the mummy's curse, This song started out pretty good I'll finish it someday (knock on wood) Mike Smith'd be embarra**ed if he knew, This is the one song of his I blew, You never know what's comin' off next, Do you, in the wonderful world of s**.