Hello Jesus Hello jesus what's the lesson? I'm in the bathroom I'm confessin' To a toilet half my age Down the drain with all my secrets Set them free into the ocean Found by some Sailboat driving business man They were shaggin' in the public gardens The rented cops were watchin' tv They were swimming with ducks and geese They were naked underneath They were touchin' cause they like to Swimming in the night to They are friends of mine Come on in and come on back now Stories end they seem to go by Stories end before you know b'y I am going back again To the chorus the refrain To the well loved and the lonely The pretty and the homely To the city by the sea