Steve Forbert - Stolen Identity lyrics

I worked all week each month this fall And also had myself a ball I punched a clock each day like most And also shopped the whole east coast There ain't no tellin' where I'll be Because of late there's two of me And one has tons of fun for free With my stolen identity (my stolen identity) I bought two suits in Baltimore And j**elry on the Jersey shore I popped up next in Portland, Maine For lobster tails and French champagne There ain't no tellin' where I'll be Because of late there's two of me And one has tons of fun for free With my stolen identity (my stolen identity) What have I done? Where have I been? The information's rollin' in A paper trail comes in the mail I'd like to put myself in jail An evening out on Harvard Square I really lived it up, up there I did it all I got around And not once left my old hometown There ain't no tellin' where I'll be, Because of late there's two of me And one has tons of fun for free With my stolen identity (my stolen identity) [Instrumental Bridge] There ain't no tellin' where I'll be, Because of late there's two of me I've got to stop myself somehow I have become a problem now I really should be done with it But I just don't know when to quit I hope to meet myself someday That is the man whose bills I pay We'll both get wined and caviar'ed If he'll pull out a credit card. There ain't no tellin' where I'll be Because of late there's two of me And one has tons of fun for free With my stolen identity (my stolen identity) [Instrumental Interlude] There ain't no tellin' where I'll be, Because of late there's two of me An angry husband's at my door I have not met his wife before He's not convinced and wants to fight I guess I had some fun last night! There ain't no tellin' where I'll be Because of late there's two of me And one has tons of fun for free With my stolen identity (my stolen identity) With my stolen identity (with my stolen identity)