[Verse] Moses went up to the mountain To see what he could see Well, he come down talking about a burning bush Says, "This is how it's going to be" He's scared to d**h An' you know the rest Columbus went down to the ocean in 1492 He said, "Boys, I'm looking for India But America will do" Sailed to the west You know the rest Davy Crockett went out to Texas To fight at the Alamo Old Will Travis never told him Texas is in Mexico It's a bloody mess An' you know the rest Robert Johnson went to the crossroads A guitar in his hand Well, the devil had him a guitar too He says, "This is what you need man" Yeah, you can be the best An' you know the rest Well, this song ain't got no reason Hell, this song barely rhymes! Well, it come to me when I was asleep And it wakes me up sometimes I can't get no rest You know the rest