Steve Berg - So They Say lyrics

[MOVING GUY] So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader Political – He's cleaning up the streets [OTHER MOVING GUY] About time [GROUPIE #1] So they say that it's real love [All GROUPIES] So romantic [GROUPIE #2] He signed this [PENNY] So they say we'll have blankets and beds We can open by Monday Thanks to you [HAMMER] Thanks to me [BOTH NEWS PEOPLE] It's the perfect story [NEWSMAN] So they say [NEWSWOMAN] A hero leading the way [BOTH NEWS PEOPLE] Hammer's call to glory [NEWSWOMAN] Let's all be our best [NEWSMAN] Next up – Who's gay? [GROUPIE #3] So they say he saved her life [GROUPIE #1] They say she works with the homeless And doesn't eat meat [ALL GROUPIES] We have a problem with her [GROUPIE #2] This is his hair [HAMMER] This is so nice Just might sleep with the same girl twice They say it's better the second time They say you get to do the weird stuff [BOTH GROUPIES] We do the weird stuff [PENNY] This is perfect for me So they say I guess it's pretty okay After years of stormy Sailing have I finally found the bay [PENNY] (overlap with Horrible below) There's no happy ending So they say Should I stop pretending Or is this a brand new day [DR. HORRIBLE] There's no happy ending So they say Not for me anyway Stop pretending Take the chance to build a brand new day [GROUPIE #2] This is his dry cleaning bill [ALL GROUPIES] Four sweater vests