Steve Baughman - Ass Like That lyrics

[Hook] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an a** like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doing, doing, doing I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen a a** like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doing doing doing [Verse 1] The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer She's shaking that a** to the new Nelly jamser I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'mma answer Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing What do you mean, 'freeze'? Please, I'm a human being! I have needs! I'm NOT done, not 'til I'm finished peeing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer! I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B, I sing song It go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching Psych! I joke, I joke! I keed, I keed! If I offend, I'm sorry! Please, please, forgive! For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I say and you will love it! [Hook] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an - a** like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doing doing doing Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting Nick, I ain't never seen a a** like that Everytime I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes Doing doing doing [Verse 2] Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing What do you mean, 'freeze'? Geez, I just got my seat! I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped! Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free Free, yes free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh Cause there's a puppet on my hand [Hook] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an - a** like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doing, doing, doing Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so I ain't never seen her bu*t like that Maybe next year, I'll say a** and she'll make my pee-pee go Doing, doing, doing [Verse 3] The way she moves, she dances like a go-go In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo I need a new boyfriend!" Hi, my name is JoJo Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing What do you mean, 'freeze'? My computers will be seized And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me! No, not even me I don't even know if I can say the word 'pee-pee' Pee, on the radio but I think I did Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit! Psych! I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick! Get to the chopper, everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn! [Hook] The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an - a** like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doing, doing, doing So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please I ain't never seen a - a** like that Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doing, doing, doing [Dr. Dre] THE fu*k IS WRONG WITCHU? [Eminem] HA!!