[Verse] I leave my home I leave for a couple weeks I leave my home I leave it in the care of a friend [Refrain] Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine But he's a mouth breather Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine But he's a mouth breather [Verse] I expect when I return I return to some sort of order Such is not the case No, such is not the case I leave my home I leave for a couple weeks I leave my home I leave it in the care of a friend [Refrain] Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine But he is a mouth breather [Verse] I leave my home I leave for a couple weeks I leave my home I leave it in the care of a friend And in my basement, I found raining piss And in my kitchen, I found my friend deceased