Sterling Sound Studio - Ivan Meets G.I. Joe lyrics

So you're on the floor, at 54 Think you can last at Le Palace? Does your body go to the to and fro? Tonight's the night or didn't you know That Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe (Ivan meets G.I. Joe) Ivan meets G.I. Joe He tried his tricks that Ruskie bear The United Nations said "It's all fair" He did the radiation, he did the chemical plague He could not win with a Cossack spin The Vostok Bomb, the Stalin strike He tried every move he tried to hitchhike He drilled a hole like a Russian star He made every move in his repertoire (Chorus x2) It's G.I. Joe's turn to blow He turned it on cool and slow He tried a pay phone call to the Pentagon A radar scan, a leviathan He wiped the Earth clean as a plate What does it take to make a Ruskie break? But the crowd are bored and off they go Over the road to watch China blow! (Chorus)