[Chorus 1] It's hard being a man Living in a garbage pail My landlady call me up She tried to hit me with a mop [Chorus 2] I can't stand it anymore more [3x] But if Shelly would just come back It'd be alright But if Shelly would just come back It'd be alright [Verse] I live with thirteen dead cats A purple who hear spats They're all living in a hall And I can't stand it anymore [Chorus 2] [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2] [Outro] Be allright, be allright....