Steret - Sammich Meat lyrics

[caBooSe] One day i was sitting the couch, watching TV, flipping through the channels. Then i got really lonely. I Took off all my clothes, and that's when i saw the TV.. I saw... a sandwich... and it made me really horny. [kOZ] Give me some tuna, Gimme some ham. Gimme some meatballs under six grams. You don't know what its like to be fat, so go talk to Jared and take a look at that. [caBooSe] I couldn't find lotion, I could only find the bu*ter. Rubbed it all over my body. It kinda felt like karate, and now that's how i started doing the naughty! [kOZ] Give me some Swiss cheese, gimme some chips, put that s**y meat on my lips. I'm obese and on the beach, don't mistake me as a whale, or ill eat you like beef! [caBooSe] All the various kinds of meat, they look all oh so neat. They make me stay on the beat, until the i go... SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET! [kOZ] Gimme some salami, gimme some pickles, spread on that oil until it trickles. I'll put some sauce on your meat. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. skeet skeet skeet skeet! [caBooSe] That's when he came down the sitars. And saw me and my testicles. I stood up in shock, and said i was just stretching. I was only stretching... Oh yeah... He ruined my fun... Now there's no mayo on that bun... Oh god why... Now all i want do is die... Why couldn't i just see that rye... Next to big o' thigh.. now i think I'm going to cry.. Oh god... why? why? why? why...