Got a royal flush I gotta ten bob in my pocket for luck Just another crush I got my head read in the shed once again, my friend Inside, outside, upside, downside See my face, wanna take me home I missed you, sister, shake your pistol Hear my voice on your telephone Just another lush I got my ten green bottles in my pocket for luck And another rut Get your dead head in the shed once again, my friend Inside, outside, upside, downside See my face, wanna take me home I missed your sister, shake your pistol Hear my voice on your telephone Inside, outside, upside, downside See my face, wanna take me home I missed you, sister, shake your pistol Hear my voice on your telephone Cigarette burning, got an opal ring Dirty magazine turning, you're the bird who sings Sleeping on a shag pile, sleeping on me Sleeping like an angel watching over me