You don't know what it's been like Meeting someone like you You don't know what it's been like Meeting someone like you You look like Jesus on an aeroplane Ya head's against the window pane You got opinions but you ain't got news You got good laughs but when it suits you You turn it on like a leaking tap Dripping dropping people drop of a hat You gotta mouth but you ain't got guts That drunken mouth you should keep it shut You don't know what it's been like Meeting someone like you You don't know what it's been like Meeting someone like you Superman on an aeroplane Sitting next to Lois Lane You got that woman but you want her gone So you can sleep with a teenage blonde You wear a mask, wear an armoured suit Can't get to you with the gun I shoot Ya play your cards close to your chest Because ya poker face is a dreary mess You don't know what it's been like Meeting someone like you You don't know what it's been like Meeting someone like you Superman on an aeroplane Sitting next to Lois Lane You got that woman but you want her gone So you can f** a teenage blonde You turn it on like a leaking tap Dripping dropping people drop of a hat You gotta mouth but you ain't got guts That drunken mouth you should keep it shut