[Chorus] Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee My ainly pang'll be regret A maiden I will dee But I'll turn into a nightingale My song will warm thy heart Well I'll turn into a threshing machine And tear thy bird apart [Chorus] But I'll turn into a vampire And kiss you on the neck Well I'll turn into a silver cross And send thee back to Heck [Chorus] But I'll turn into a hydrogen bomb And atomize the air Well I'll turn into a co*kroach And you'll see if I care [Chorus] But I'll turn into a supernova And burn up everything Well I'll turn into a black little hole And you'll turn into string [Chorus] But I'll turn into God Himself And then you'll come to me Well I will not believe in you And then where will you be? [Chorus] (x2)