Stephin Merritt - The Night You Can't Remember lyrics

Before you left your garrison You'd had a drink, maybe two You don't remember Paris, hon But it remembers you It's true, we flew to Paris, dear Aboard an Army jet The night you can't remember The night I can't forget You said I was terrific It meant zilch to you, ah But I have our marriage certificate And I'll keep it till I die You were an Army officer And I just a Rochette The night you can't remember The night I can't forget No rose conveyed your sentiments Not even a petunia But you've got vague presentiments And I've got little Junior You said, nobody loves me And I said, wanna bet? The night you can't remember The night I can't forget