[Verse 1: Stephin Merritt] You want to light your flame in her hibachi Well brother I can tell you in advance That all she cares about is mariachi And all she ever wants to do is dance [Verse 2] Go there and wear your hair like liberace Go wear some freakish fragrance fresh from france Friend all she cares about is mariachi And all she ever wants to do is dance [Verse 3] So go ahead and hire saatchi & saatchi To advertise the sausage in your pants But all she cares about is mariachi And all she ever wants to do is dance