Stephin Merritt - '92: Weird Diseases lyrics

[Verse 1] When I was yea high 'til I was three I suffered from petit mal epilepsy Any excitement gave me a fit But there were d** to cure me of it [Chorus] Weird diseases I get weird diseases Whenever Krishna sneezes I get weird diseases [Verse 2] So at the least sign of emotion I got a tranquilizing potion Thus from the time I was a young boy I could feel neither anger nor joy [Chorus] Weird diseases Random weird diseases Once from eating recalled cheeses I got weird diseases [Verse 3] Nearly fatal renal cysts Maybe Asperger's if that exists Pityriasis rosea Two separate times giardia [Chorus] Weird diseases I get weird diseases Wafting on the toxic breezes I get weird diseases [Verse 4] Debilitating spider bites Hiccups for three days and nights A thousand earaches, one deformed eardrum Hyperacusis, what's that from? [Chorus] It's from weird diseases I get weird diseases Whenever baby Jesus pleases He gives me weird diseases [Verse 5] Chronic fatigue COPD Petit mal epilepsy Two big holes inside my brain Migraine aura sans migraine [Chorus] Weird diseases I get weird diseases Weird diseases I get weird diseases