Stephin Merritt - '91: The Day I Finally... lyrics

The day I finally snap Everybody will clap They'll be lining up for miles For me to slay them in the aisles And it won't be long now No no no, it won't be long now 'Til it comes to a stop The day I finally croak Bet my life is a joke Everybody will laugh Right off the end of the graph And they won't be wrong now No no no, they won't be wrong now The day I finally (snap) (snap) (snap) Everybody will (clap) (clap) (clap) They'll be lining up for miles For me to slay them in the aisles And it won't be long now No no no, it won't be long now 'Til it comes to a stop The day I finally (barnyard noises) Because my life is a-- There was a young woman from Enus Who came to our party as Venus We told her how rude 'twas to come there quite nude And we brought her a leaf from the greenhouse Everybody will ha ha ha ha ha ha ha