When I write my memoirs You will read them with pain and with shame You'll be searching in vain for your name For your bleak, insignificant name When I write my memoirs Which will be of course in verse On the subject of you and how awful you are I will be infinitely terse I hope I never run into Another piece of sh** like you You k**ed my dog, you k**ed my mice You made my house a den of vice But na na na na Na na na You're dead now Na na na na Na na na So I sing Na na na na Na na na na Life ain't all bad I labored on your ice cream truck Whenever I was not at school You mostly used that ice cream truck To sit there guzzling beer, you tool But na na na na Na na na You're dead now Na na na na Na na na So I sing Na na na na Na na na na Life ain't all bad You vandalized our brakes and framed Me for your theft, and was I blamed! You smashed the bedroom window gla** And stole what you could lift, alas! Na na na na Na na na You're dead now Na na na na Na na na So I sing Na na na na Na na na na Life ain't all bad Na na na na Na na na You're dead now Na na na na Na na na So I sing Na na na na Na na na na Life ain't all bad