We are freaks, we follow the code of freaks We are freaks, stand back and that's that We are freaks, we f** who we please, and do what we choose We look bad, we're not diseased or confused We are freaks, we are butch, we are fem We are freaks, look at him, look at them We are freaks, I know this guy who can s** his own dick! And my mother has a friend who has three tits! T-t-t-true story! We are freaks, we follow the code of freaks We are freaks, stand back, and that's that We are freaks, we f** who we please, and do what we choose We look bad, we're not diseased, or confused One of us, one of us! One of us, one of us! One of us, one of us! One of us, one of us! One of us, one of us! One of us, one of us! One of us, one of us! One of us, one of us! One of us, one of us! One of us, one of us! One of us, one of us! One of us, one of us! And then I thought I was a freak when I shaved my head and I pierced my dick Walks like a lumberjack and talks like a lady With the flannel shirt, steel-toe boots, Levi's faded All hail She's the king, she's the queen All hail of the freaks, all the freaks on the scene From the Bows of the Bowery to the bustle of Bombay She's the bearded lady of Avenue A That's the way God planned it That's the way, that's the way God planned it That's the way, that's the way God planned it That's the way, that's the way God planned it That's the way— All hail She's the king, she's the queen All hail of the freaks, all the freaks on the scene From the Bows of the Bowery to the bustle of Bombay She's the bearded lady of Avenue A That's the way God planned it That's the way, that's the way God planned it That's the way, that's the way God planned it That's the way, that's the way God planned it That's the way—