When I like you, it's total revenge I want to, but I can pretend That I don't need to be your side again Wrap me up in a plastic case Pat me down with your warm embrace I wanna know where you've laid your face At night for all these years You're a problem that I can't abide I could sleep well, if only I tried But I stay up and dream of a bride to be Oh me! Oh my! Give it up! I can't wait no more I am stuck on your bedroom floor With the thought that I may not be As great as those who came before There's a man a**igned to me And he checks on my stability We discuss you every week Then I rinse and rinse, repeat But maybe, I can show you, baby! Maybe, I can relax for good, whoa, baby! I can show you, maybe, baby There's a man a**igned to me And he checks on my stability We discuss you every week Then I rinse and rinse, repeat And he charges by the tear 'Til I weep no more, strictly out of fear That I can't afford your love And the moon just burns above Okay