[Verse 1] sh**! Nothing makes sense So I won't think about it I'll go with the ignorance "Eat," "sleep," "f**," and "flee" -- In four words, that's me I am full of indifference [Chorus] What do the old people teach us But how to die? And what do those hissy fits teach you Except how to cry, p**y, cry? Yeah the futile, the futile It outweighs the beautiful The futile, the futile It outweighs the beautiful Futile, the futile, the futile, so [Verse 2] Taste! I have no taste I don't like these tiny portions Or your artful abortions Of sound, sealed with a kiss Slathered in the sauce, sarcastic So go choke on your irony [Chorus] What do the old people teach us But how to die? And what do those hissy fits teach you Except how to cry, p**y, cry? Yeah the futile, the futile It outweighs the beautiful Futile, the futile It outweighs the beautiful Futile, the futile, the futile, so [Refrain] I'm eating rat poison for dinner Pull the cord from the phone I am dining alone Tonight, rat poison for dinner Pull the cord from the phone I am dining alone So goodnight [Verse 3] Love! I shall not love Yet I'll still sing about it I hope it covers the ocean in slime The drama and drool I'm leaking the blood of a fool I'm full of it, I'm full of it, I'm full of [Refrain] Rat poison for dinner Pull the chord from the phone I am dining alone Tonight, rat poison for dinner Pull the chord from the phone I'm dining alone Tonight Oh, I am dining alone tonight Tonight, tonight