[Verse 1: Matt] I spend all day every day chillin' And you can't join me unless you illin' Stephen & Tha Boiz - f**in' girls, hating midgetz But if you ain't a dwarf girl, gimme yo' digits Alex, James, Joe, Conor, Stephen, and Will Whether rappin' or tappin' yo' girl, we got sk** Ya hear someone moaning, wonder "What's that noise?" It's just yo' momma chillin' with Stephen & tha Boiz [Verse 2: Olive] I'm in Stephen & Tha Boiz but I'm a f**ing lady James is my daddy he's the one who f**in' made me He f**ed Aaron Markel, out comes Olivia And Aaron pa**ed down a box full of chlamydia [Verse 3: James] Rockin' Johannes Bach like I'm chillin' wit' Paruta Headin' down to Sea World, b**h I'm f**in' wit' belugas Stephen & Tha Boiz, splashin' on your b**h like Shamu I'm chillin' wit' tha boiz, f** wit' us and we k** you [Verse 4: Adam] Yo, I like titties, all shapes and colors Nommin' on those titties like two glazed crullers As, Bs, Cs, Ds, white, brown, black, red When a girl shakes her titties, she be messin' wit' my head [Verse 5: Stephen] We so sybaritic like Fyodor Karamazov b**hes in my crib and they take they f**in' top off Relishing the libertinage of our blue lubricity Make de Sade look sane in psychos**uality Titties so supple just like Dolores Haze Booty so colossal, I'm in a f**in' daze Dick bigger than the mothaf**in' priapus b**hes like "damn" and them b**hes get on top of this [Verse 6: Alex] Call the b**h up on my cellphone She's on my dick like it's provolone She can't believe what she's 'bout to see Cause I play a game called ecstasy Stephen & Tha Boiz, maxed out swag Ninja, you our equal like a dirty old rag Kick back, sit back, and take a seat While Stephen & Tha Boiz sweep you off your feet [Verse 7: Joe] Hump on my lump like I'm Jiggle-Jiggle-Jigglypuff Chew on my T-bone like you can't get enough Double double dip, girl you know you're my chocolate Honey buns run, girl we can have fun, and Call up tha boiz, and tell 'em bring the s**