Stephen Sondheim - Gossip lyrics

[CELESTE #1] They say that George has another woman [CELESTE #2] I'm not surprised [CELESTE #1] They say that George only lives with tramps [CELESTE #2] I'm not surprised [CELESTE #1] They say he prowls through the streets In his top hat after midnight [CELESTE #2] No! [CELESTE #1] And stands there staring up at the lamps [CELESTE #2] I'm not surprised [CELESTE #1/CELESTE #2] Artists are so crazy... [OLD LADY] Those girls are noisy [NURSE] Yes, madame [OLD LADY] That man is famous [NURSE] Yes, madame [OLD LADY] That man is filthy [NURSE] Your son seems to find him interesting [OLD LADY] That man's deluded [CELESTE #1/CELESTE #2] Artists are so crazy [OLD LADY/NURSE] Artists are so peculiar [CELESTE #1] Slouching... [BOATMAN] Overprivileged woman Complaining Silly little simpering Shopgirls Condescending artists "Observing;" "Perceiving"... Well, screw them! [ENSEMBLE] Artists are so [CELESTE #2] Crazy [CELESTE #1] Secretive [BOATMAN] High and mighty [NURSE] Interesting [OLD LADY] Unfeeling