Stephen Sondheim - The Lame, the Halt, and the Blind lyrics

Step up, step up, step right up Buy your blessings, get your tickets Cures confusion, croup, and rickets Only one blessing per pilgrim per ticket Only one blessing per pilgrim per ticket Only one All for the lame, the halt, and the blind And anyone out of their mind The lame shall saunter, the halt shall run The blind shall look on the light of the sun It's holy, it's healthy, it's easy, it's fun Count your blessings, get your Only one blessing per pilgrim per ticket Only one Step up, step up, step right- [Incomprehensible] Help Amen Lest be the deaf, the dumb, and the sick And anything else you can pick The deaf shall hear and the dumb shall speak The sick shall find all the s**er they sick Minority groups get a discount this week Step up, step up, step right- Count the s**ers Find the blabby one Blessing per pilgrim per ticket Only one- [Incomprehensible] Comfort Amen Come slake your Spiritual thirst Get kissed Get blessed Get full immersed Get dry Get dressed Put God to the test But do it fast The first shall be first And the last shall be last La la la la la la [Incomprehensible] Rainbow Amen Come all ye fierce, ye frail, and ye pure And any who aren't too sure The frail shall fight and the fierce be fae The pure shall throw inhibition away If not, well, we're sorry, you still have to pay You can't expect miracles every day Step up, step up, step right- Buy your tickets Light your candles Blessing per pilgrim per ticket Only one- [Incomprehensible] Happy Amen