Stephen Sondheim - Mr. Goldstone, I Love You lyrics

[ROSE] Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share! Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork Put your feet up, feel at home Have a smoke, have a Coke Would you like to hear a joke? I'll have June recite a poem! Have a lychee, Mr. Goldstone Tell me any little thing that I can do Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone Have a kumquat, have two! Everybody give a cheer Santa Claus is sitting here Mr. Goldstone I love you Have a Goldstone, Mr. Eggroll Tell me any little thing that I can do Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce Have a cookie, have a few! What's the matter, Mr. G? Have another pot of tea Mr. Goldstone I love you! [HERBIE] There are good stones and bad stones and curbstones and gladstones and touchstones and such stones as them [ROSE] There are big stones and small stones and grind stones and gall stones, [ALL] But Goldstone is a gem! There are milestones, there are mill stones There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue But we don't want any old stone Only Goldstone will do! Moon stones, sun stones We all scream for one stone Mr. Goldstone we love you! [ALL, shouted] Goldstone!