Now, folks, we bring you Di-rect from Phoenix Live and in person Sally Durant! Here she is at last Twinkle in her eye Hot off the press Strictly a mess Nevertheless... (smiling nervously) Hi, Ben... (before he can respond) No, don't look at me- Please, not just yet Why am I here? This it crazy! No, don't look at me- I know that face You're trying to place The name... Say something, Ben, anything No, don't talk to me Ben, I forget; What were we like? It's so hazy! Look at these people Aren't they eerie? Look at this party Isn't it dreary? I'm so glad I came Ben: Can I look now? (She nods, smiling nervously) Yes, it's possible You might be Sally. Did you fall asleep at Toscanini broadcasts? (She nods.) Did you eat Baby Ruths for breakfast? Sally: I still do sometimes. Oh, Ben, you're just the way I knew you'd be. You make me feel like I was nineteen And the four of us were going on the town Both: So- I just look at us... Sally: Fat... Ben: Turning gray... Both: Still playing games Acting crazy Sally Isn't it awful? Ben: God. how depressing- Both: Me, I'm a hundred You, you're a blessing- I'm so glad I came!