Ohhhhh.....I'm in love I'm in love again I'm in love, I'm in love And isn't it a crime? Isn't it a crying shame That the love of my life Should have to be, another man's wife? But I've finally found the one true love Of my life.... She splits my senses at the seams She sends a shiver up my spine I see her body in my dreams And if she's normal, she sees mine... She's all I'm ever thinking of Her mouth, her hair, and all the rest I think all women should have love And one like her should have....the best There is no rule or law in heaven or on earth There is no way to stop the fire once it starts In lips and hands and hearts And other moving parts.... And I'm singing oh, proud lady You and I both know Someday you will be mine And we'll go to that place where the gra** is cool and shady And with a smile on my face, you'll come into my arms And love will flow like wine... Next time I go to get the bread I know exactly what I'll wear A belt that's tight, a shirt that's red And open just enough to show a little hair And when the bag is full and warm The way I lift it she can tell That every action I perform, I do it strong I do it slow, I do it well No matter what the pain, no matter what the price No matter what, I wouldn't stop it if I could How can a thing be bad When it feels so good? And I'm singing oh, proud lady You and I both know Oh yes you will be mine And we'll go to that place Where the gra** is cool and shady And with a smile on your face You'll come into my arms And love will flow like wine! I'm in love I'm in love again I.......'m in love, I'm in love And isn't it a crime? Isn't it a crying shame, that the love of my life Should have to be another man's wife Well, I'm sorry for the guy But there's nothing I won't try To win the one true love of my whole life!