WOMAN I hear America singing... MAN (spoken) God, is it Monday already? ALL WOMEN I hear... WOMAN (spoken) How could it be Monday? Wasn't yesterday Monday? SINGERS The varied carols I hear (America singing...) MAN (shouting) Honey! Is it Monday? ALL The mason singing... The waitress singing... The farm worker singing The car hiker singing The fireman singing Each one singing The checker The trucker The hooker The housewife I hear America singing... America singing... MIKE Hey somebody, don'cha wanna hear The story of my life? One of them movie companies T.V. documentaries Won'cha come and ask me please... And pay me a million dollars To tell you what I do at the store 'Cause if you pay me a million dollars I wouldn't gotta go and do it no more MEN (as if counting off) One... Two... Three... Four... Just like the song say All the livelong day Everybody done know that song Working for a living the whole day long All the livelong day... WOMEN Hey somebody, won'cha turn your head Take a look my way? I'm gettin' old and I tell you Gettin' old ain't nothin' new MEN Stuck again with you know who -- WOMEN You know who -- MEN Me and my old pal Monday Y'know rain or shine he'll be showin' WOMEN Monday, hey... MEN Me and my old pal Monday WOMEN It's back again ALL And another cup of coffee Get the juices flowin' and it's One... two... three... get goin'! Just like the song say All the livelong day Everybody done know that song Working for a living the whole day long All the livelong day... (DANCE BREAK) ALL Just like the song say All the livelong day Just like the song say All the livelong day Everybody done know that song Working for a living the whole day long All the livelong... DAY! ALL Hey, somebody, don'cha wanna hear The story of my life? One of them movie companies T.V. documentaries Won'cha come and ask me Please...