Stephen Oremus - Spooky Mormon Hell Dream lyrics

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Stephen Oremus - Spooky Mormon Hell Dream lyrics

[ELDER PRICE] Long ago, when I was five I snuck in the kitchen late at night And ate a donut with a maple glaze My father asked who ate the snack I said that it was my brother Jack And Jack got grounded for fourteen days I've lived with that guilt All of my life And the terrible vision That I had that night (spoken) No! Please, I don't wanna go back! [MINIONS OF HELL] Down, down thy soul is cast From the Earth whenceforth ye fell The path of fire leads thee to Spooky Mormon Hell Dream Welcome back to Spooky Mormon Hell Dream You are having A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now [ELDER PRICE] And now I've gone and done it again! [MINIONS OF HELL] Rectus! [ELDER PRICE] I've committed another awful sin! [MINIONS OF HELL] Dominus! [ELDER PRICE] I left my mission companion All alone [MINIONS OF HELL] Spookytus! [ELDER PRICE] Oh God, how could I have done this to you? [MINIONS OF HELL] Deus! [ELDER PRICE] How could I break rule seventy-two? [MINIONS OF HELL] Creepyus! [ELDER PRICE] And now my soul hath just been thrown Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream [MINIONS OF HELL] Down, down to Satan's realm! See where you belong! There is nothing you can do! No escape from Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! [JESUS, spoken] You blamed your brother for eating the donut, and now you walk out on your mission companion? You're a DICK! [ELDER PRICE, spoken] Jesus, I'm sorry! [MINIONS OF HELL] Jesus hates you, this we know! For Jesus just told you so! [SKELETON 1] You remember Lucifer! [SKELETON 2] He is even spookier! [SATAN] Minions of Hades Have you heard the news? Kevin was caught playing hooky! Now he's back With all you Cath'lics and Jews It's super spooky-wooky! [ELDER PRICE] I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me To break the rules, please I Don't wanna be in this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! [MINIONS OF HELL] Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! Genghis Khan Jeffrey Dahmer Hitler Johnnie Cochran! The spirits all surround you Spooky spooky spooky! [ADOLPH HITLER] I started a war, and k**ed millions of Jews! [GENGHIS KHAN] I slaughtered the Chinese! [JEFFREY DAHMER] I stabbed a guy and f**ed his corpse! [JOHNNIE COCHRAN] I got O.J. freed! [ELDER PRICE] You think that's bad? I broke rule seventy-two! [HITLER, KHAN, DAHMER, COCHRAN:] Oh? [ELDER PRICE] I left my companion! I'm way worse than you! I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream [MINIONS OF HELL] Spooky Mormon Hell Dream [GENGHIS KHAN] Ah..... [ELDER PRICE, spoken] Please, Heavenly Father! Give me one more chance! I won't break the rules again! (sung) I can't believe Jesus called me a dick! [MINIONS OF HELL] Welcome, welcome To Spooky Mormon Hell Dream You are never waking up From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream [ELDER PRICE, spoken] Oh, please help me Father! Please let me wake up! Give me one more chance! I won't let you down again! [MINIONS OF HELL] Down, down thy soul is cast From the Earth henceforth ye fell This must be it, you must be there You must be in Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now

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