Stephen Oremus - Dance O' d**h lyrics

(Judy) Hey you guys, I had this image of Hart running for his life and the whole office is out to get him and hunt him down Hello big boy (Hart) Do I know you? (Judy) I hardly think you would I'm just your unknown office drone Unnoticed but quite good (Hart) God, you're s**y, I must say Oh, I'da noticed you I'll bet you're quite a dancer (Judy) I've got one leg up on you (Hart) I'll follow you (Judy) I fantasize about you And being here like this (Hart) You do? (Judy) Oh yes, I've always longed to be The last one that you kissed (Hart) Who knew? (Judy) Hold you close, whisper in your ear Dance with you 'gainst my breast (Hart) Well, let's (Judy) Yes, let's live out this fantasy The kiss, the dance o' d**h Come on big boy, yes I will lead And you'll do as I say Get down, get up, am I too rough? Oh how I'll dance upon your grave Come on sweetheart And dance with me I'll show you how it goes We'll dance real fast I'll kick your a** For everyone that you provoked I'll spin you 'round I'll throw you down I'll pounce upon your heart We'll dance a bit, then end like this Stiletto in your private parts (Hart) Oh God (Judy) Whew, that was good for me, was it good for you? Cigarette? (Hart) I don't smoke (Judy) You wanna start? (Hart) Not me, I plan on livin' a long time (Judy) I don't think so (Hart) Hey hey hey is it because I'm a s**ist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot? (Judy) Bingo. By the way, the name is Judy Copy that