Stephen Oremus - Cowgirl's Revenge lyrics

(Doralee) Yee haw! Hart, get your buns in here and make it snappy Well, I'm a Texas cowgirl Where's my hat and rope? Just like Annie Oakley In a wild west rodeo This cowgirl's gonna take revenge I aim to make you pay For every ugly deed and every Vulgar move you've made I gotta little somethin' for you (Hart) Well thank you, that's very thoughtful (Doralee) Well, go ahead, try it on. Let me see it on ya. Turn around. (Hart) Mrs. Rhodes, I really... (Doralee) Oh come on now. I want to admire the whole package, if you get my drift. Whew, you got some nice buns on you, Frank. (Hart) Please don't talk to me like that (Doralee) I say when you got it, flaunt it (Hart) Mrs. Rhodes, I'm not that kind of boy (Doralee) Get on back here and let me feel those pecs (Hart) Mrs. Rhodes, we're running way behind here, can we please just get back to business? (Doralee) Yippy-yi-ki-oh with my la**o? I'm gonna rope you down Ladies and gentlemen, she's got him down, he's down, he's on the ground (Doralee and Ensemble) Yippy-yi-ki-eye gonna tie you tight And wrap it 'round and 'round She's tied him down, he can't get up, she's really got him bound (Hart) Wait, is it because I'm a s**ist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot? (Doralee) Darn tootin'! Time for you to fry! (Doralee and Ensemble) Yo-del-ee-del-oh Hoo It's every cowgirl everywhere That I'm here to avenge So simmer on that for a while It's called cowgirl's revenge Yee-haw! Fry!