Stephen Malkmus - Hopscotch Willy lyrics

Hopscotch Willie Swore he was framed He was a mark not a k**er So he declaimed It was a cla**ic example of a fall guy Facts all point to a skinny white a** He had the motive and the means And the weapon to match And if he managed to escape the long arms of the law I will be shocked Because I know that he Is going down The Dick said to Willie You're in the clink So save the pity party for the County shrink I'm sure he'll find some profound Parallels to mine You can't blame me For my guilty face It was a gift from my mother My father in place of all the love They should have given they Just left me with this dirty DNA That makes you think I'm the one that you want Do a little hopscotch Do a little hopscotch Do a little hopscotch Willie Hopscotch Do a little hopscotch Willie hopscotch Do a little Willie hopscotch Willie hopscotch Do a little hopscotch Willie hopscotch Do a Willie Willie hopscotch Willie hopscotch Do a little hopscotch Willie hopscotch Do a little Willie hopscotch Willie Willie hopscotch yeah This all went down Not far away Just a weak stones-throw From Sheep's-Head Bay A corpse was found In pieces Underneath the pier With beer Willie was found Not far from the scene He was panting like a Pit-bull Minus the mean He was panting like a Pit-Bull Panting like a Pit-Bull Minus the mean Minus the mean