Stephen Lynch - Little Tiny Mustache lyrics

Yeah You're either going to like this song Or kick my a** after the show [Verse 1] You're the love of my life but it cuts like a knife And I feel that I'm being mislead See I'm a little concerned for I recently learned Of the swastika tattoo on your head And It makes you smile when you hear Sieg Heil You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard You do goose step salutes in your Doc Marten boots And you quoted Mein Kampf in our fifth anniversary card [Hook 1] I think you're a Nazi baby Are you a Nazi You might be a Nazi baby [Verse 2] You keep extensive files on the Nuremburg trials And you watch them whenever they're airing I guess I should've know when you bought a new bone For your puppies named Goebbels and Goering You showed up late to our very first date I said, “How are you?”, you said, “ White power” Call me paranoid but I'm not overjoyed when you ask me if I want to shower [Hook 2] I think you're a Nazi Don't be lying baby Are you a Nazi Are you anti Zion maybe [Verse 3] Your every dress is monogrammed SS You hold an Aryan picnic and bash And it makes me irate when you say I look great when I wear a little tiny moustache Your social politics say that races don't mix and you call it pure blood pollution And whenever I'm sad you say it's not so bad, for every problem there's a final solution [Hook 3] I think you're a Nazi Give me an answer baby Are you a Nazi You drive a f**ing Panzer baby [Verse 4] They say that love is blind then how is it that I have guessed But then again I met you at the Wagner fest [Hook 4] I know you're a Nazi And that's why I'm leaving I know you're a Nazi Sure as my name is Stephen Lynch-berg-stein