Stephen Lynch - For the Ladies lyrics

I kissed you on the cheek, "Goodnight my love" I say You turned to me and smiled "A baby's on the way" And then you drift asleep to dream of life anew, And I lie wondering just what I should I do... I could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares, I could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs, When I tell you that I love you I will look you in the eye, As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...