Stephen Lynch - Country Love Song lyrics

I made love to ya all night long Then I got up to write you a song I watched ya sleep and I fell in love Ya must've been sent from heaven above Don't think you could never do no wrong Then you farted.... Oh girl you farted.. First I thought that it was kinda cute I suppressed a smile when I heard your girly poot Then came the smell came whoftin by And brought a little tear drop to my eye I think that I'll go sleep out on the couch 'Cause you farted... You could make milk curdle Make your skin crawl Make the paint peal off of the wall I won't sleep under the covers no more Since the hot winds blew from out your back door Baby, it sure has been a gas But I can't live life in fear of your a** So I gathered up my clothes and old dog bill Moved back to my house at the top of the hill Well old boy I guess its just you and me Then he farted.....