Stephen Lynch - Too Jesusy lyrics

Oh baby, you were such a tease Only get down on your knees to pray To pray And something in your Bible says Not to let me share your bed today Today Oh, now I see That you turned out to be Too Jesusy for me Our life was filled with s**y and kink Cigarettes and weed, and drink and beer And beer Now it's Bible verse and Bible cla** And Bible shove it up your arse, my dear My dear 'Cause you and me Plus Jesus makes three That's too Jesusy for me You and I are through Can I please get an Amen? 'Cause I got bored with you When you got all born again I'm sick of hearing about that guy His magic kingdom in the sky above Above So take that precious cross you wear And give yourself a Linda Blair, my love My love If Jesus were me Even he would agree You're too Jesusy for me, for me Too Jesusy for me